For those who hate shopping, the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston is running a novel program to sell new memberships: from now until Dec. 24, you can call in and order a museum membership at 713-639-7550, then whiz over to the MFAH’s porte-cochere on Main Street and pickup a gift-wrapped package, complete with a holiday ornament or a limited-edition mug just by rolling down your window. You don’t even have to look at any art!